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Sheep, Wolves and Sheepdogs

This came from my friend Allen

This letter was written by Charles Grennel and his comrades, veterans of the Global War On Terror. Grennel is an Army Reservist who spent two years in Iraq and was a principal in putting together the first Iraq elections in January 2005. It was written to Jill Edwards, student at the University of Washington , who did not want to honor Medal of Honor winner USMC Colonel Greg “Pappy” Boyington.


Ms. Edwards and other students and faculty do not think those who serve in the U.S. Armed Services are worthy as good role models.
 

To: Jill Edwards, Student, c/o University of Washington


Subject: Sheep, Wolves and Sheepdogs


Miss Edwards, I read of your student activity regarding the proposed memorial to Colonel Greg Boyington, USMC and a Medal of Honor winner. I suspect you will receive many angry emails from conservative people like me. You may be too young to appreciate fully the sacrifices of generations of servicemen and servicewomen, on whose shoulders you and your fellow students stand. I forgive you for the untutored ways of youth and your naiveté. It may be that you are simply a sheep. There's no dishonor in being a sheep, as long as you know and accept what you are.

William J. Bennett, in a lecture to the United States Naval Academy November 24, 1997 said "Most of the people in our society are sheep. They are kind, gentle, productive creatures who can only hurt one another by accident. We may well be in the most violent times in history, but violence is still remarkably rare. This is because most citizens are kind, decent people, not capable of hurting each other except by accident or under extreme provocation. They are sheep.

Then there are the wolves who feed on the sheep without mercy. Do you believe there are wolves out there who will feed on the flock without mercy? You better believe it. There are evil men in this world and they are capable of evil deeds. The moment you forget that or pretend it is not so, you become a sheep. There is no safety in denial.

Then there are sheepdogs and I'm a sheepdog. I live to protect the flock and confront the wolf. If you have no capacity for violence and you are a healthy productive citizen, you are a sheep. If you have a capacity for violence and no empathy for your fellow citizens, then you have defined an aggressive sociopath, a wolf. But what if you have a capacity for violence, and a deep love for your fellow citizens? What do you have then? A sheepdog, a warrior, someone who is walking the uncharted path. Someone who can walk into the heart of darkness, into the universal human phobia, and walk out unscathed.

We know that the sheep live in denial, which is what makes them sheep. They do not want to believe that there is evil in the world. They can accept the fact that fires can happen, which is why they want fire extinguishers, fire sprinklers, fire alarms and fire exits throughout their kid's schools. But many of them are outraged at the idea of putting an armed police officer in their kid's school. Our children are thousands of times more likely to be killed or seriously injured by school violence than fire, but the sheep's only response to the possibility of violence is denial. The idea of someone coming to kill or harm their child is just too hard. So they choose the path of denial.

The sheep generally do not like the sheepdog. He looks a lot like the wolf. He has fangs and the capacity for violence. The difference, though, is that the sheepdog must not, cannot and will not ever harm the sheep. Any sheepdog that intentionally harms the lowliest little lamb will be punished and removed. The world cannot work any other way, at least not in a representative democracy or a republic such as ours. Still, the sheepdog disturbs the sheep. He is a constant reminder that there are wolves in the land. They would prefer that he didn't tell them where to go, or give them traffic tickets, or stand at the ready in our airports, in camouflage fatigues, holding an M-16. The sheep would much rather have the sheepdog cash in his fangs, spray paint himself white, and go Baa. That is, until the wolf shows up, and then the entire flock try desperately to hide behind one lonely sheepdog.

The students, the victims, at Columbine High School were big, tough, know-it-all high school students, and under ordinary circumstances would not have had the time of day for a police officer. They were not bad kids; they just had nothing to say to a cop. When the school was under attack, however, and SWAT teams were clearing the rooms and hallways, the officers had to physically peel those clinging, sobbing kids off of them.

This is how the little lambs feel about their sheepdog when the wolf is at the door. Look at what happened after September 11, 2001 when the wolf pounded hard on the door. Remember how America , more than ever before, felt differently about their law enforcement officers and military personnel? Understand that there is nothing morally superior about being a sheepdog; it is just what you choose to be.

Also understand that a sheepdog is a funny critter. He is always sniffing around out on the perimeter, checking the breeze, barking at things that go bump in the night and yearning for a righteous battle. That is, the young sheepdogs yearn for a righteous battle. The old sheepdogs are a little older and wiser, but they move to the sound of the guns when needed, right along with the young ones. Here is how the sheep and the sheepdog think differently. The sheep pretend the wolf will never come, but the sheepdog lives for that day.

After the attacks on September 11, 2001, most of the sheep, that is, most citizens in America said "Thank God I wasn't on one of those planes." The sheepdogs, the warriors, said, "Dear God, I wish I could have been on one of those planes. Maybe I could have made a difference." You want to be able to make a difference. There is nothing morally superior about the sheepdog, the warrior, but he does have one real advantage. Only one. And that is that he is able to survive and thrive in an environment that would destroy 98 percent of the population.

Research was conducted a few years ago with individuals convicted of violent crimes. These cons were in prison for serious, predatory crimes of violence: assaults, murders and killing law enforcement officers. The vast majority said they specifically targeted victims by body language: Slumped walk, passive behavior and lack of awareness. They chose their victims like big cats do in Africa , when they select one out of the herd that is least able to protect itself.

Some people may be destined to be sheep and others might be genetically primed to be wolves or sheepdogs. But I believe that most people can choose which one they want to be, and I'm proud to say that more and more Americans are choosing to become sheepdogs. Seven months after the attack on September 11, 2001, Todd Beamer was honored in his hometown of Cranbury , New Jersey . Todd, as you recall, was the man on Flight 93 over Pennsylvania who called on his cell phone to alert an operator from United Airlines about the hijacking. When they learned of the other three passenger planes that had been used as weapons, Todd and the other passengers confronted the terrorist hijackers. In one hour, a transformation occurred among the passengers - athletes, business people and parents - from sheep to sheepdogs and together they fought the wolves, ultimately saving an unknown number of lives on the ground.
Edmund Burke said "There is no safety for honest men except by believing all possible evil of evil men." Here is the point I want to emphasize, especially to the thousands of police officers and soldiers I speak to each year. In nature the sheep, real sheep, are born as sheep. Sheepdogs are born that way, and so are wolves. They don't have a choice. But you are not a critter. As a human being, you can be whatever you want to be. It is a conscious, moral decision. If you want to be a sheep, then you can be a sheep and that is okay, but you must understand the price you pay. When the wolf comes, you and your loved ones are going to die if there is not a sheepdog there to protect you.

If you want to be a wolf, you can be one, but the sheepdogs are going to hunt you down and you will never have rest, safety, trust or love. But if you want to be a sheepdog and walk the warrior's path, then you must make a conscious and moral decision every day to dedicate, equip and prepare yourself to thrive in that toxic, corrosive moment when the wolf comes knocking at the door.

This business of being a sheep or a sheepdog is not a yes-no dichotomy. It is not an all-or-nothing, either-or choice. It is a matter of degrees, a continuum. On one end is an abject, head-in-the-sand-sheep and on the other end is the ultimate warrior. Few people exist completely on one end or the other. Most of us live somewhere in between. Since 9-11 almost everyone in America took a step up that continuum, away from denial. The sheep took a few steps toward accepting and appreciating their warriors and the warriors started taking their job more seriously.

It’s OK to be a sheep, but do not kick the sheepdog. Indeed, the sheepdog may just run a little harder, strive to protect a little better and be fully prepared to pay an ultimate price in battle and spirit with the sheep moving from "baa" to "thanks".

We do not call for gifts or freedoms beyond our lot. Just like the sheepdog, we in the military just need a small pat on the head, a smile and a thank you to fill the emotional tank which is drained protecting the sheep.

And, when our number is called by The Almighty, and day retreats into night, a small prayer before the heavens just may be in order to say thanks for letting you continue to be a sheep. And be grateful for the millions of American sheepdogs who permit you the freedom to express even bad ideas.


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Free to choose

Another from my good friend Bill:



John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and
always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was
doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!"



He was a natural motivator.



If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how
to look on the positive side of the situation.



Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked
him, "I don't get it!



You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?"



He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices
today. You can choose to be in a good mood or ... you can choose to be in a
bad mood.



I choose to be in a good mood."



Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can
choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it.



Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their
complaining or... I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the
positive side of life.



"Yeah, right, it's not that easy," I protested.



"Yes, it is," he said. "Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the
junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations.
You choose how people affect your mood.



You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your
choice how you live your life."



I reflected on what he said. Soon hereafter, I left the Tower Industry to
start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I
made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.



Several years later, I heard that he was involved in a serious accident,
falling some 60 feet from a communications tower.



After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, he was released from
the hospital with rods placed in his back.



I saw him about six months after the accident.



When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be
twins...Wanna see my scars?"



I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through his
mind as the accident took place.



"The first thing that went through my mind was the well-being of my
soon-to-be born daughter," he replied. "Then, as I lay on the ground, I
remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or...I could
choose to die. I chose to live."



"Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?" I asked.



He continued, "..the paramedics were great.



They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into
the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I
got really scared. In their eyes, I read 'he's a dead man'. I knew I needed
to take action."



"What did you do?" I asked.



"Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me," said John.
"She asked if I was allergic to anything. 'Yes, I replied.' The doctors and
nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and
yelled, 'Gravity'."



Over their laughter, I told them, "I am choosing to live. Operate on me as
if I am alive, not dead."



He lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his
amazing attitude... I learned from him that every day we have the choice to
live fully.



Attitude, after all, is everything.



Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself.
Each day has enough trouble of its own."



After all today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.



You have two choices now:



01. Delete this



02. Forward it to the people you care about.



You know the choice I made
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Dog's Diary vs. Cat's Diary

From the Internet:

Note:  Dogs have owners.  Cats have staff.


Excerpts from a Dog's diary:

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer.

4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!


Excerpts from a Cat's diary

DAY 752 - Day 752 of my captivity.  My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh
meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only
thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the
occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat
another house plant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by
weaving around their feet while they were walking
almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these
vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit
on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the
headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I
am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to
plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are.
For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture.
This time however it included a burning foamy chemical
called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb
still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their
accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the
event. However, I could hear the noise. More
importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to
MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and
how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are
flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely
released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has
got to be an informant, and speaks with them
regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due
to his current placement in the metal room his safety
is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of
time......

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The Cost of Gasoline: Get Over It

THE COST OF GASOLINE: GET OVER IT

I wrote something about the real cost of gasoline a while back. Most of that information is valid, but I had a real “DUH!” moment this weekend. So I just had to update that post.

I heard that regular gasoline was averaging $3.16 per gallon this week. Wow, that is a lot, huh?

But did you know that crude oil costs $75 per barrel this week also? Do you know how many gallons of oil are in a barrel? There are 42 gallons of crude oil in a barrel. Now $75 per barrel / 42 gallons per barrel calculates to be $1.79 per gallon JUST FOR THE COST OF CRUDE OIL!!!

NPR (see link below) indicates that there is 55 cents per gallon of taxes at the pump. I thought it was about 75 cents. My bad. Additionally, NPR says that marketing and distribution runs about 11 cents per gallon.

$3.16 (cost at the pump) - $1.79 (cost of crude oil) – 55 cents per gallon (cost of taxes at the pump) – 11 cents per gallon (cost of marketing and distribution) = 71 cents at the pump for the oil companies.

Wow, 71 cents per gallon? That is not that much. Is it? THIS is how BIG OIL is cheating the drivers of the US?

Let’s look at this a bit more.

I remember when I first began to drive. The absolute lowest price I ever saw for gas was 19 cents per gallon during what used to be called a “gas war” sometime in the late 1960’s. Typically the price was more like 22 cents per gallon. But we will use 20 cents per gallon as a nice round figure for the cost of gasoline 40 years ago in 1967.

Honestly, I don’t know how much total tax there was at the pump in 1967. The link below indicates there was 4 cents per gallon federal tax, so we will use that. Additionally, crude oil cost $2.90 per barrel in 1967, which calculates to be 7 cents per gallon at the pump. I have no idea what marketing and distribution costs were in 1967, but let’s assume 2 cents per gallon. So assuming 20 cents per gallon total cost at the pump – 7 cents per gallon (cost of crude oil) - 4 cents per gallon (cost of taxes at the pump) – 2 cents per gallon (cost of marketing and distribution) = an actual take for BIG OIL of 7 cents per gallon in 1967.

If you do the math (and I did) an increase from 7 cents per gallon in 1967 to 71 cents per gallon in 2007 over a 40 year period means about a 6.0 % rate of increase per year. Huh? Yep, that is the amazing power of compound interest

Now I am not an economist, but doing some internet research, I calculated that the rate of inflation for the last 40 years is about 4.6 %. In comparison, the price of a first class stamp has risen at a 4.9 % rate and a Hershey candy bar has risen at a 7.6% rate. And let’s not even THINK about the cost of bottled water!

Remember that during that same 40 year period, all of these events have also happened:

1. The oil depletion allowance was eliminated by Congress. This used to be a tax break that acknowledged that there is a depleting amount of oil under the ground. No longer do the oil companies get this tax break.

2. OPEC was formed, meaning that the US and the oil companies have to deal with a political group of foreigners that set the price of crude.

3. My understanding is there has not been a new US refinery built in 35 years or so. I would suggest that our domestic use of petroleum has increased pretty dramatically over that period.

4. The EPA has forced dozens if not hundreds of designer gasoline blends on the oil companies. Gasoline made for use in Chicago won’t work in New York, for example. Remember Katrina? EPA regulations wouldn’t let gas from other areas of the country be shipped into the Southeast. Additionally, there are different blends for different seasons of the year! All this means that there are huge inefficiencies when the refiners have to switch from one to another.

5. How about the nationalization of oil company facilities in the Middle East, in Africa, and recently in Venezuela and I believe in Russia.

6. The environmentalists have worked as hard as possible to keep the oil IN the ground off the US coasts, in Alaska, etc. Additionally, they have WORKED to make gasoline as expensive as possible.

7. Don’t forget that you are paying something like 75 cents per gallon of taxes on a gallon of gasoline.

8. Let’s not forget the huge increases in use of oil around the world, especially in China and India.

9. Gasoline prices in the US are still ½ to 1/3 of what they are in Europe.

Now it seems to me, that taking all this into account, the price of gasoline is not so unreasonably high. In fact, it seems to me that the oil companies have worked pretty efficiently in keeping prices as low as they are today.

I am just glad that I do not have to drive my car on bottled water.

THE TAKE FROM A GALLON OF CRUDE OIL:

I did a bit of research and found this data for the amount of gasoline vs. other products produced from a barrel of crude oil:

19.5 gallons of gasoline
9.2 gallons of distillate fuel oil (diesel fuel and home-heating oil)
4.1 gallons of kerosene-type jet fuel
2.3 gallons of residual fuel oil (used in industry and marine transportation and for election power generation)
1.9 gallons liquefied refinery gases
1.9 gallons still gas
1.8 gallons coke
1.3 gallons asphalt and road oil
1.2 gallons petrochemical feedstock
0.5 gallons lubricants
0.2 gallons kerosene
0.3 gallons other (don't ask me, I have no clue :) )

44.2 gallons total *

* The total volume of products made is 2.2 gallons greater than the original 42 gallons of crude oil, representing a processing gain.

http://en.allexperts.com/q/Oil-Gas-3147/Gallon-gas.htm

NOTE: Only 19.5 gallons of gasoline come out of each barrel of crude oil! Also, I suspect that the extra 2.2 gallons is due to additives, etc. that don’t just grow from thin air, but cost the refiner money.

WHAT DOES NPR (OF ALL PEOPLE) HAVE TO SAY?:

Here is an NPR article about what constitutes the cost of gasoline. This article was written in April of 2006. Crude oil prices were over $70 per barrel and Gasoline cost $2.90 per gallon. Not all that different than now. At that time they indicated that crude oil costs were $1.60 of the cost of that gallon and that taxes added 55 cents per gallon with distribution and marketing at about 11 cents per gallon.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5365439


LOTS OF ANSWERS ABOUT THE COST OF GASOLINE:

Here is a neat site from the Feds that answers a lot of questions about gasoline, cost, etc.

http://216.239.51.104/search?q=cache:c8ijBHsyqAAJ:www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/gasprices/FAQ.shtml+historical+taxes+on+gasoline&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2&gl=us


HISTORICAL COST OF CRUDE OIL

Lastly, here is a site that gives the cost of crude oil per barrel, raw numbers and adjusted for inflation. It is worth noting that when I started to drive, real cost of crude oil was $2.92 per barrel and that adjusted for inflation it would be $16.56 per barrel.

http://inflationdata.com/inflation/Inflation_Rate/Historical_Oil_Prices_Table.asp


HISTORICAL TAXES ON GASOLINE AT THE PUMP

http://216.239.51.104/search?q=cache:g1J_tpvtF8QJ:www.artba.org/economics_research/reports/gas_tax_history.htm+historical+taxes+on+gasoline&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us

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How Enron Worked the President ...

 How Enron Worked the President ...

(This is an interesting bit of information that you don't hear much about.)

A.  Enron's chairman did meet with the president and the vice president in the Oval Office.
B.. Enron gave $420,000 to the president's party over three years.
C.. It donated $100,000 to the president's inauguration festivities.
D.. The Enron chairman stayed at the White House 11 times..
E.. The corporation had access to the administration at its highest
      level and even enlisted the Commerce and State Departments to grease deals for it.
F.. The taxpayer-supported Export-Import Bank subsidized Enron for more than $600 million in just one transaction.

     Scandalous!!

 
     (look below ...... )

 
 
 G.. BUT...the president under whom all this happened WASN'T George W. Bush.

     
SURPRISE .   It was Bill Clinton!

    Pass this on so the whole Country will know. The Media Won't!

    ARE WE READY FOR MRS. CLINTON ??


I received this from my friend Bill.
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"stubby index finger song"

If you got the reference, then you are already stranger than most folks.

This was really just a test to see just how many conservatives have a sense of humor. My experience is that a whole bunch seem to.

While you are here, there are a number of links that might be of interest.

Just browse and visit among yourselves.

Dilbert: The Knack: http://www.flixxy.com/dilbert-the-knack.htm

Worlds’ smallest Political Quiz: http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html

How to Shoot a Handgun Properly: http://www.backwoodshome.com/articles2/ayoob85.html

the VMC:  http://thevmc.com/start.html

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A Tool for Candidate Analysis

Below is a tool to help you decide which candidate or candidates YOU will be willing to support.

This is important even for single issue voters, who might feel like the only significant issue is abortion, or the War in Iraq or the 2nd Amendment, for example.

The fact is, a candidate that meets all of your criteria just may not make it out of the primaries. If that is the case, are you just going to throw up your hands in dismay and not vote? Not if you are smart. This tool will help you decide among the sorry lot available, minimizing the harm a bad candidate can do.

OR, there may (hopefully) be several candidates that meet your critical issues test. If so, you will have the lucky task of choosing between several good candidates. This tool will let you choose the best of the available candidates.

As you can see, the tool is broken into 2 parts. Each should be customized for your own beliefs about issues.

Section A lists those topics that I personally feel are critical to a candidate I want to support. Now it would be REALLY smart to decide to use MY matrix, because I am obviously so dang smart and well versed in the issues. However, probably, you will list YOUR OWN critical issues.

Look at Section A closely, please. If one candidate’s positions are such that I can score a “YES” for him on ALL my critical issues, I will likely vote for that candidate over any candidate that does NOT score all “YES” scores. That makes it easy.

But what if there is a tie, or no candidate scores a “YES” on all my critical issues? Then I go to Section B, wherein each of the topics is given a numerical value for significance. Additionally, the candidate’s position for each topic is scored.

Below is an analysis for mythical candidate Joe Smith.

For example, I list a Significance Value of 8 for Social Security and a Candidate Position value of 7 for mythical candidate Joe Smith. Multiplying these factors together gives a score of 56 for this candidate on this issue. If you look at the scores generated under the heading cleverly entitled “Score” and sum those vertically, you will see that mythical candidate Joe Smith scored a total of 651 points out of a maximum possible score of 850 points.

Please note that when you list your own Issue Topics, list your own Significance for each topic and list your own evaluation of a Candidate Position, then your Maximum Possible points will change and your scoring on candidates will change.

Now to make this work, you need to think about the issues, research the candidate positions, evaluate those positions and make considered choices about what these various positions mean.

If you do that, you won’t need this tool at all anyway. But it is here as a guideline if it can be a help.

One more caveat.

To use this tool requires the user to be able to do simple math and make value judgments about significant topics that impact the country and the world as a whole beyond your own small part of it. That being said, if you are a Democrat, or some other liberal, you probably can’t do the math, and if you can’t you won’t be able to make judgments about issues that don’t benefit you personally and directly.

Besides, it took way too much reasoning ability for you to get to this point anyway, so you won’t even know you have been insulted, you brain-dead social ingrates.

For those of you who CAN read, please use it in good health.

ANALYSYS FOR MYTHICAL CANDIDATE:

JOE SMITH

SECTION A:

ISSUES

TOPIC

SIGNIFICANCE

CANDIDATE POSITION

SCORE

MAKE OR BREAK

War on Terror

Critical

Yes or No

YES

Border Issues

Critical

Yes or No

YES

2nd Amendment

Critical

Yes or No

YES

Supreme Court Judges

Critical

Yes or No

YES

Values / Honesty / Integrity

Critical

Yes or No

YES

MAKE OR BREAK ISSUES

ACCEPTABLE CANDIDATE?

YES

SECTION B:

ISSUES

TOPIC

SIGNIFICANCE

CANDIDATE POSITION

SCORE

NATIONAL SECURITY

(ISSUES LISTED ABOVE)

ECONOMIC

Tax Policy

10

x

9

=

90

Size of Government

9

x

8

=

72

Social Security

8

x

7

=

56

Deficit Spending

9

x

7

=

63

0

SOCIAL

Abortion

8

x

8

=

64

Health Care

9

x

8

=

72

Environment

7

x

7

=

49

Crime

8

x

7

=

56

Drug policy

7

x

7

=

49

0

CHARACTER

Religion

5

x

8

=

40

Personal Issues

5

x

8

=

40

TOTAL

651

MAXIMUM POSSIBLE SCORE

85

x

10

=

850

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Debunking the 9/11 Myths

If somehow you haven't seen this tremendous article by Popular Mechanics, you MUST go read it.  If you have any sense to begin with, it will bolster your legitimate faith in our system.  If you for some unfathomable reason believe the lies being told about 9/11, perhaps this will let just a little sense into your obviously empty skull.

http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military_law/1227842.html?page=1
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Shedding Republican Blood

"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." – Thomas Jefferson

It seems the Republican Party never learns a lesson permanently.

The elected members of the Republican Party just can’t learn the lesson that being firm and steadfast in their principles gets conservatives elected. Blowing in the wind allows Democrats and other liberals to be elected.

It is apparently time to teach the lesson again.

If the Senate Republicans become turncoats and pull funding for our troops in the midst of war, it is time for the streets to run red….symbolically speaking.

Not only must tyrants bleed, but perhaps even more, cowards and traitors and backstabbers and self-serving SOB's more concerned about being re-elected than the welfare of this union must fall.

Contact your Senators and Congressman. Tell them in no uncertain terms that this is a “make or break” issue for you. Tell them to continue to fund our troops during time of war.

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This is the note I wrote to MY Senators and Representative. I urge each of you to write AND call your Senators AND your US Representative about this issue. I urge you to send this message to your friends:


WHAT I INTEND TO DO ABOUT FUNDING FOR THE TROOPS:

I am opposed to pulling funding for our troops in the middle of a conflict. The Senate voted to get us into this war and pulling out now will be the worst thing we could do and will send a terrible message to our enemies.

This is a "make or break" issue for me. If MY elected representatives vote for this, I need to replace them as they no longer represent me. Please don't take it as a threat, as it is not. It is simply that I will no longer support ANY candidate who does not support funding for our troops. I will not be properly represented so I will have to vote for someone different.

As I see it, if MY Senators or US Representative votes to undermine our troops in this manner I will do the following:

1. Support any opponent in the next primary, by vote and donations.
2. If the current representative wins the primary, I will vote for a 3rd party, or simply not vote.

This is a chance for my elected representatives to stand up and be counted. If they turn their back on our troops on this vote, it will be the last time I support them.

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You can't trust a Republican

I am growing weary of not being able to trust the Republican Party.

Last week it was trying to give away our borders.

This week it is the Senate trying to give away the War in Iraq.

Last term it was the entire party trying to act like Democrats.

Well if you are going to act like a bunch of Democrats, we might as well HAVE a bunch of Democrats.

If the Republican Party can't grow some testicular fortitude...the hell with them.

Here is MY promiise...grow that yellow streak like the Democrats and I will write in some 3rd Party Candidate...or just not vote.

I am TIRED of being lied to and betrayed.

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