Posted by
GunsInTexas on Friday, July 06, 2007 11:23:40 PM
This from m good friend Bill:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand
was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Nancy Pelosi and her elevation to
speaker of the house. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Nancy is a
"post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle"
was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a ; country road and
you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post
turtle."The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
continued to explain.
"You know he didn't get there by himself; he doesn't belong there; he
doesn't know what to do while he's up there; and you just want to help the
dumb animal get down."