Posted by
GunsInTexas on Monday, June 11, 2007 11:05:58 PM
A lady with a prize-winning schnauzer figured that he was going deaf. He wouldn't come when she called. When she took him out for a walk he wouldn't heel like he had been taught to do. As a matter of fact, when the dog wasn't looking and she called him, he acted like he didn't hear her at all. So she took him to the vet.
The vet looked the dog over and gave him a complete physical. He told the lady, "There's nothing wrong with your dog at all. Look here. He has excessive hair growing in his ears, which led you to believe that he is deaf. He can't hear you, but he isn't deaf. You can treat this with a depilatory. I haven't got any in stock, but you can get some 'Neet' or "Nair" at your local pharmacy. This will work just as well as the doggy brand will."
So the lady went to the nearest store and picked up a small bottle of Nair and looked over the instructions. There was nothing on the carton that related to her dog so she took it to the druggist and asked his advice.
"How do I apply this product," she asked. "Do I put it on right out of the bottle or do I dilute it or what?"
The druggist said, "For you legs, put it on straight. Right out of the bottle. Also, I would recommend not wearing hose for a week as it may cause irritation.”
The lady replied, “ I am not going to use it on my legs, I…”
The druggist interrupted saying, “ For your underarms, I recommend that you dilute it 50-50 with water, and be sure and don’t shave your underarms for a week as it may cause irritation."
The lady said “It is not for my legs, I…”
The druggist interrupted again saying “ Well exactly what do you intend to do with it?”
She said, "I don't think that you understand. It's for my schnauzer."
The druggist looked at her for a long moment.
"Oh," said the druggist. "In that case, I suggest that you dilute it 3 to 1 with water. And I would suggest that you shouldn't ride a bicycle for a few days."