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Suggested steps in Discussing the Border situation with your Senator

 Step 1. Close the Border

Step 2. Really…close it.

Step 3. We mean it, damn it. Close the frigging border.

Step 4. No…that doesn't mean more sensors. It means a fence. We are really serious.

Step 5. What is it with you guys? Close the goddam border, you assholes!

Step 6. OK here is the deal. If you don't close it, we are not going to give money to your campaign.

Step 7. Ahhh…listening now? CLOSE the BORDER.

Step 7. Are you frigging deaf? Close the Border, or WE ARE NOT VOTING FOR YOU!

Step 8. Yes, I AM considering a third party.

Step 9. OK, we warned you.

Step 10. Nice to meet you, Sir. How is it being the new junior Senator?
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